14th October, 1828.  Wanted. A physician of eminence to apply sedatives  to the nerves of the Roman Catholic Church Wardens of Bandon who have been seriously affected from having the Statue of King William of Glorious Memory staring them full in the face, on the top of the spire of Kilbrogan Church.  A good fee will be given.  Application to the Treasurer of the Liberal Club, Bandon.  No Brunswicker need apply.

Thanks to Catherine Fitzmaurice  of Bandon Genealogy

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